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“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.
